My name is Jordan and this is my tumblr. I live in Oregon, i'm gay, straight edge, 19, and an atheist. Ask me anything :).
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
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i would die. literally. if i saw this in my house i would just die.
that cant be real. im going to have nightmares forever.
Ahhh!!!

(Source: aallecram)
!! - my front door would just be flappin’ in the breeze and I would be outta there and far away if I EVER saw this for...
I can’t understand why i’m so fascinated by spiders, whereas i’m afraid of them. Or the contrary?
TUMBLR WHY DO YOU HATE ME?!?!?!?! I AM CRYINGGGGG
I’m going to cry in a corner now.
WHAT IN THE FUCK IS THAT? I DONT’KFHDSFDSIJKF THE FUCK. KILL IT WITH FIRE, FUCKING BOMB IT. KSDFJKSLFDSD
Mommy… ;_______;
EVERYTHING IN LIFE IS OVER. OVER. O.V.E.R.
Jesus fuck. Asshole Camel Spiders. I’d probably run for miles if I saw...in the corner of...
If this was in my room I would cry and then faint and then move to another universe.